Legal Fart Question ?

[Doug]

I always thought any fart in bathroom was kind of OK.

How about if you go into a bathroom at a restaurant ( to fart, basically) and there exists just one stall,urinal, and sink... some guy is taking a dump, whilst you need to expel some gas.

Do you just let the fart go ( because its legal being a bathroom), or not ?























If you just fart, do you need to wash your hands ?

 

[billhill999]

The solution is an easy one, let it rip dude.
I believe in my heart of hearts, farting should be legal with no conditions.
Even if you are in St. Pat's Cathedral, if you got to rip one, let it fly.

Everybody farts, even the Pope has to cut the cheese.

 

[Doug]

My wife has never farted !

 

[billhill999]

My wife has never farted !

That girl ain't right.

 

[quinnsft34]

My wife has never farted !

bull shit she just doesn't let you hear it.

 

[RupertPupkin]

bathroom is always acceptable for farting , Just the like shower is for stroking it ( not public of course ...)

 

[gynecologist]

Farting is illegal?

 

[RupertPupkin]

Farting is illegal?

Yes , In North Korea it is ( so Ive been told )

 

[RoofTop]

I ripped one last night in bed. My wife went apeshit. I used the ol "it slipped". She basically said "thats bullshit". I told her that I was trying to fart by not making a sound but I pressed a little too much and it made a slight roar. She told me that I had to go to the bathroom to pass gas. I then asked if she could smell it. It all went downhill after that. She even had on the lingerie last night, after that, she got up and put on her pajamas. I have come to the conclusion if you think you might get some ass, do not blow heat in the bed. Since there was no chance, I went ahead and air cleaned the colon.

 

[SlashednThrashed]

:missingte @RoofTop

 

[DonMelchor]

wherever, whenever........

 

[5teamparlay]

Lol

 

[BurrowsTheGreat]

That girl ain't right.

Girls don't fart... that would be so gross...

 

[take2amphittoright]

SBD Drive By

 

[donkeybucks]

I strongly feel you shouldn't fart while others are standing next to you at the urinals. It's not right. Fart in the stall but not at the urinal. The air out of your ass goes into my nose, mouth, and lungs. It is my objective to prevent much of that as possible as possible is allowed. When one shits in the stall, do a courtesy flush as well. Damn, hate walking in the restroom when there is stink in the air. That's air molecules out of someone's ass going directly into your nose and lungs. Just not proper. I understand it can't be prevented but what can be prevented is the level of these air molecules to where it's much more tolerable.

 

[snoop]

that's why it's called restroom, what the hell do you expect?.....lol.


@)

 

[donkeybucks]

that's why it's called restroom, what the hell do you expect?.....lol.


@)

I'll tell you what I expect. When you go in the stall to shit, you should flush right after the initial bomb drop. It's not that big of a deal to do so. No need to sit and bask in it for Lord's sake. A little courtesy flush will go a long way to help others tolerate the stink you've created and lessen those ass molecules infecting others. At the urinal, if no one is around...go ahead, but if your standing next to a guy while pissing, don't fart. Go on a fart walk outside and do it. Be courteous, that's all I'm saying.